The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

Seven states that ban atheists from holding public office.
Related: Atheists are the least trusted/most hated minority group; even moreso than muslims, homosexuals, african americans, and hispanics. Another study has suggested that atheists are equally as trusted/only trusted slightly more than RAPISTS. No, you actually read that right.
Asked whether they would disapprove of a child’s wish to marry an atheist, 47.6 percent of those interviewed said yes. Asked the same question about Muslims and African-Americans, the yes responses fell to 33.5 percent and 27.2 percent, respectively. The yes responses for Asian-Americans, Hispanics, Jews and conservative Christians were 18.5 percent, 18.5 percent, 11.8 percent and 6.9 percent, respectively.
Huffington Post reports that the study was significantly motivated by a Gallup poll survey which found that only 45 percent of Americans would vote for a qualified atheist as president. Gallup showed that this figure was the lowest among several hypothetical minority candidates, implying that atheists were the least trusted group in America.
uhhhh…
perfect flotus is perfect.
I LOVE YOU, MICHELLE.
Flawless. Without flaws.
BUT I WOULD WALK 500 MILES
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE
Pixar: The only company that takes the time to make animated blooper reels.
demetri martin is actually the best person
I found a new hobby.
Want to ruin some friendships this weekend?
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:
omg i knew what the fuck should i make for dinner but this post is great times 100 omg
Holy fuck I never have to wonder for anything ever again.